屁拉，真的...

屁啦！真的

早上七點鐘一個巨大的聲響
整個客廳這麼早起的只有我跟我的乾兒子小P(兩隻整夜不睡的貓不算在列)

我看著小p他搖頭
小p的眼睛狠狠的瞪著我
我無辜的跟著也搖頭
好的，兇手是第三者......
交換眼神後我們將彼此四顆瞳孔的焦距
很準確的交叉在旁邊僅有的一隻地球生物小三（我家第三隻貓）身上

我們確定兩件事情
那真的是很大的屁聲
整個客廳除了我，小P，只有小三
........................

他尷尬的跳上椅子再跳下來
然後一臉輕挑看得出來是想要掩飾尷尬的表情臥我們眼前

我知道你們想問是不是有噴出異物
放心，我比你們更擔心
立馬緊張的檢視四周
這個雷霆萬鈞的屁乾淨的只有空氣
差點噴出來的反而是我喝進嘴裡的紅烏龍.....
千古定律：響屁不臭臭屁不響.....。

我聽過牛放屁看過羊放屁
貓～是第一次
按照體重分貝比...絕對是cp值最高的.....。

2013.07.15 台東山豬/利嘉有人在家
（我在辦公室，等等要進綠島了）


關於這隻貓有非常多趣事有興趣的可以趣一趣


我的小三怎麼來的
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=349969445025979&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-frc1%2F474821_349969445025979_710098262_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-frc1%2F422546_349969445025979_710098262_n.jpg&size=1000%2C662

手術中的小三
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=374965212526402&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash2%2F523899_374965212526402_423338974_n.jpg&size=633%2C800

手術後的小三
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=375429425813314&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F412146_375429425813314_182048504_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash3%2F531276_375429425813314_182048504_n.jpg&size=664%2C1000

手術後拆掉頭套
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=381500698539520&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F460350_381500698539520_945829701_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-frc1%2F306285_381500698539520_945829701_n.jpg&size=1000%2C651

他常常這樣睡（小三）
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=515992781756977&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-prn1%2F798343_515992781756977_1093895998_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-prn1%2F549938_515992781756977_1093895998_n.jpg&size=883%2C1171

這場雨結束我們可以出去玩嘛？
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=449489998407256&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-frc3%2F621180_449489998407256_563247497_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-frc3%2F551727_449489998407256_563247497_n.jpg&size=607%2C1000

我有遮光罩應該沒事吧？
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=379522722070651&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F459561_379522722070651_967758445_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash3%2F581516_379522722070651_967758445_n.jpg&size=1000%2C608

我出門囉不要造反
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=413668885322701&set=a.103431156346477.7237.100000387803415&type=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-prn1%2F458014_413668885322701_1001311376_o.jpg&smallsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-prn1%2F551107_413668885322701_1001311376_n.jpg&size=1000%2C668